melanie bracewell. 26. she/her. new zealand. stand up comedian/writer/radio hauraki/kids party entertainer/still has spare time to run this blog twitter: @meladoodle insta: @melaniebracewell
I love that on every other social media, if you like and then unlike a post it’s like ok no biggie, but tumblr literally has a heart breaking in half. I’m sorry my finger slipped ok!!
whoops accidentally posted the same post like three times, I’m slowly turning into a boomer on social media, I’m about 3 months away from unironic minion memes
honestly i want to be really famous just so everyone can leave me alone. Like, I want to be out here with people knowing my business so that I don't have to explain to them the five ways they just fucked up in front of me, they can just read it in the magazine.
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Anonymous
hahaha I’m not “famous” but strangers take photos of me at the pool and I’m like oh GOD I bet I look horrible on her close friends story.
I don’t know how to articulate this but I want a very successful career and be able to go to fun events and for people to give me attention but not be famous. I wanna be like, invisible and loved but also not noticed by anyone. I’m not built for it!! I’m a lil baby!
I don’t know how to articulate this but I want a very successful career and be able to go to fun events and for people to give me attention but not be famous. I wanna be like, invisible and loved but also not noticed by anyone. I’m not built for it!! I’m a lil baby!
That’s why I love doing my own live shows, everyone there definitely at least likes me a lil bit. But to exist in the minds of people who don’t like me and I DONT KNOW ABOUT IT. Or when I DO know about it, worse.
I don’t know how to articulate this but I want a very successful career and be able to go to fun events and for people to give me attention but not be famous. I wanna be like, invisible and loved but also not noticed by anyone. I’m not built for it!! I’m a lil baby!
look I didn’t mind the dr strange movie but why did he fight with snakes and music when he can summon anything. he made a skillsaw out of nothing in the first scene and then he was like “I know how to kill this big boss…. With a semi quaver”
Oh, it was a joke about your fame increasing to the levels of randomly being noticed by certain people and even getting free perks at restaurants and such from fans that work there. Maybe you're higher than that already, I dunno, but you're a tumblr blogger here so I aimed for what seemed appropriate
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Oooh okay!! This does not happen hahah! I thought you were saying that you saw my bf in a restaurant and gave him free food 😂
My entire “for you” dash is text posts about how we aren’t going to allow those filthy Twitter users on tumblr, and then the rest of the posts are just screenshots of funny tweets.
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